Here is your chance to tell the guild a DAD JOKE.
First person to Tell the requested Dad joke wins a prize.
Then a different person will answer the dad joke,
FIrst person to answer the dad joke correctly wins a prize!
GOOD LUCK
Magic number 1777
Dad jokes are by nature , immature, kind of funny if your 5, and perfect for a Biker Guild.
You are tasked with asking the dad joke that Chango calls out.
First one to ask the Dad joke ( riddle actually) out in guild chat wins a prize. Needs to be first said in guild chat.
The asker cannot answer the joke.
First different guildy to answer the dad joke correctly in guild chat wins a prize.
Its a chance for two people to win some cash. GOOD LUCK
1.What is a pigs favorite KARATE MOVE ?
PORK CHOP
2. How do Trees get onto the internet ?
3. What do you call a fake noodle ?
an im pasta
4. A Tomato family is walkin down the street. Papa Tomato , Baby Tomato and Momma Tomato.
Papa tomato Gets mad at baby tomato and squishes it and says ? (What ?)
Ketchup
5. What did the Left plate say to the Right plate ?
Dinner is on me
6. How many lips does a flower have ?
Tulips
7. Did you hear about the famous Pickle who made it HUGE as a rapper ?
His name is DJ BIG DILL
8. Why do Lemons always go to the clinic ?
To make lemon aid
9. What can you never trust an Atom ?
They make up everythng
10. What lays at the bottom of the ocean and twitches ?
A nervous Wreck
11. What do you call a dinosaur that crashes its car ?
Tyranosaurs Wrecks
12. What time MUST you always go to the dentist ?
Tooth Hurty !
13. Which hand is it best to write with ?
Neither ! Use a pen silly.
14. Why wre all the math books crying ?
because of all their problems.
15. What kind of soup do you eat on Valentines day ?
Something hearty.
16. Which days are the strongest days of the week ?
Saturday an Sunday All the others are week days.
17. Where do the robot and computer go dancing ?
to the Disc O
18. Whats the most terrifying word in Nuclear Physics ?
Oops.
19. Why should you always stand in the corner of the room if you are cold ?
Its 90 degrees.
20. Why is the Rams stadium always cold ?
Its full of fans.
21. What has four wheels an flies ?
A garbage truck.
22. What did the drunk toilet say to the plunger ?
Im flushed.
23. Where would you find a turtle with no legs ?
Where you left it.
24. A sleepy defendent chews tobacco and sits on the stand with his hands in his pockets. The Judge starts scolding the defendent. Stop Masticating.
The defendent takes his hands out of his pockets.
Jokes from 2 and a half men.
25. If Girls with big breasts work at Hooters, Where do girls with 1 leg work at ?
IHOP
26. What do you call the red mushy stuff between an elephants toes ?
Slow moving natives
27. Its looks and sounds just like a bad head cold.
But it snot.
Clean Adult Jokes
28. Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
HOMEWORK.
29. What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
This one is for Stone and he knows why.
30. Is Google male or female? Answer its female.
WHy ? because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
